Super Fun Birthday Jokes

Birthday jokes kids will love because they're outrageously silly good fun.

When do birthday candles burn up?

They don't burn up - they burn down

What kind of party do horses have on their birthday?

A birth-hay party

How do you sing Happy Birthday to someone named Luis?

Happy birthday to lew, happy birthday to lew, happy birthday dear Luis, happy birthday to lew

What did one birthday candle say to the other birthday candle?

"Got a light?"

If you stop having birthdays beginning with this year, how old will you be 5 years from now?

You'll be 5 years older silly, you can't stop having birthdays

How do you sing happy birthday to a female sheep?

Here's a hint - a female sheep is called a "ewe" (pronounced "you").

Sing "happy birthday to ewe, happy birthday to ewe"

How do you sing happy birthday to twin female sheep?

Happy birthday "two" ewe, happy birthday two ewe"

What is the only letter of the alphabet we sing happy birthday to?

The letter U - "happy birthday to "U"

What do birthday invitations say?

They don't say anything - you have to "read" them

If you have 3 birthday cakes and you eat 2 of them, what will you have left?

You'll have an upset tummy - eating 2 birthday cakes will make your tummy feel bad

If you have 2 birthday candles and you light both of them at the same time, which one will burn up first?

Neither candle will burn up - candles burn "down"

What did the frosting say to the cake?

"Mind if I "stick" around?"

What did the cake say to the frosting?

"Please get off my back"

What did the birthday candle say to the frosting?

"Look out for hot wax"

What did the horse say to their birthday horse?

Here's a hint - one of the noises horses make is called a "neigh."

"Happy birth-neigh to you"

What's it called when someone named "Marty" has a birthday party?

It's called a "happy birthday Marty party"

Why do we cut the birthday cake?

Because birthday cakes don't have a zippers

Why do you blow out the candles on your birthday cake?

Because throwing water on the candles will ruin your cake silly

Why was the little birthday ant confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"

What did the tape say to the birthday presents?

"Mind if I 'stick around'?

You can try these kids birthday jokes out on your party guests. Offer a silly prize for anyone that guesses the answer to at least one joke.

Outrageous Fun

After you read these at your party, ask your guests to come up with their own party jokes.

Silly Stories

Now that everyone is feeling creative and very silly, you can play a fun game of Silly Stories that will have everyone laughing--including you.

Have FUN

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